I served you in the rain.
I cleared your table in a downpour.
AND YOU DIDN'T TIP.
-Your Waitress
As a full time waitress and struggling comedy writer, I've learned to focus my hatred for you discusting undertipping slobs into blog format so I don't go postal and start putting glass chips in your ice water. Please follow me on this grand adventure into the human psyche and we can discover together how long it takes to BREAK your server.
Showing posts with label Dear People Who Insist on Eating on the Patio in the Rain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dear People Who Insist on Eating on the Patio in the Rain. Show all posts
Sunday, August 1, 2010
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